1,Barney Thompson
2,The Cobbler
Critique
Movie 1, Fantasy,plagiarising, famous Barber Shop, Murders, Sweeney Todd, etc,
set, in,Scotland.
Nothing,funny, about, this, whore, of, a Movie.
Carlysle, as, usual, overacts, and, gives, an,unconvincing performance, ably,assisted, by, fat twat,
useless,cockney,
Ray, 'I'm the Daddy', Winstone.
The 'Sexy Beast', Ray, can, never equal, His,performance, in,'Scum', a role, He, was, born, to,play.
His, efforts, in,'Quadrophenia', however, mark, Him, as, a potential, great Actor..His, subsequent,
sell out,roles, are, tiresome, and, unimpressive.
Carlysle, as, usual, glorifies, the macabre, drawing, on,His,previous, roles, in,'Hitler', and, 'Trainspotting', ie, Heroin, is,really, cool, etc, Bollocks Movies.
A clown,'Charlie',[cocaine]and, a Fairground,yet,again,appears.
51st State, should, have,enhanced,his, ability, as, an,Actor, however,He, has,learned, nothing,
The played out, 'I'm Scottish, and,I ,fucking, hate, the English',Stereotype, is, now, just,boring.
the link, between Cannibalism, and,Homosexuality, has, been, done, to death, in, other,shite,Movies,
such, as, 'Silence of the lambs', etc...
Mr Thompson's, Character's,Mother, 'Labels', Her, Victims.
She, should, have, labelled,Carlysle, as, 'Pretentious '.Inferiority,Complex.
Movie 2.
After, a promising,well,directed, and, atmospheric New York, start,with, Adam Sandler,really, convincingly,acting,for,ten minutes.
this,Movie,descends, into, farce.
The obvious analogy, of, a foot fetishist,voyeur,the undeveloped,sexually,Sandler, ruins,a script,
with, His, stupid, and,amateur,bootlegger metaphor.
Dustin Hoffman,also,'labels', His, Boots.
Sandler, should, be labelled..'Deadhead'. Then, again,Hoffman, is, just, as, guilty,of,
Murdering a Script, with, His, phoney, over sentimental,
TEETH PULLINGLY PAINFUL, INTERPRETATIONS.
AS, FOR, STEVE BUSCEMI?WITH,HIS,'PICKLES?
IT;S BEEN,DONE,BEFORE,EVER WATCH?
TV SHOW,QUANTAM LEAP?,OR,BEING JOHN MALKOVITCH?...
WALKING, IN ,DEADMENS SHOES?..
ANY, MACHINE,IS,NECESSARILY,MAN-MADE..WHETHER, A STRANGER,ARRIVED,ONE NIGHT,AND,LEFT IT, OR, DADDY,GOT,INTO HOCK,TO BUY,IT..DOES NOT MATTER.
A PERSON MADE IT, NOT, SOME,SUPERNATURAL,FAIRY TALE, CHARACTER.
AND, USING,JEWISH ACTORS, TO DENIGRATE,JUDAISM,IS,ONE,OF,THE OLDEST,
TRICKSTER,TRICKS,IN,THE BOOK..
HOFFMAN,YET AGAIN,PROVES,HIS,GULLIBILITY.
RE-INCARNATION,OF DEAD ACTORS,
IS,FILLED, WITH,PROBLEMS...IS IT SAFE? BLAH BLAH..
LIKE ,HOFFMAN,SAID,'BARBERS ARE OUR FRIENDS'...MAYBE,HE, SHOULD WATCH,
BARNEY THOMSEN?..THANKFULLY,WE,WERE,SPARED,A SANDLER,IN,DRAG!,TOOTSIE,
IT'S, YOUR, INHERITANCE, TO,BE, A[STITCHED UP] COMPLEX.
KNOW WHY? BECAUSE,BASEMENTS, FULL, OF, SHOES,ARE, VERY, INDICATIVE,
[OF, A FREUDIAN FOOT FETISH.]
SO, KEEP, MAKING, THESE,BADLY SCRIPTED,MOVIES,MR SANDLER..WHO KNOWS, ONE DAY,
YOU,MAY,ACTUALLY, TURN,INTO, A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR.
2,The Cobbler
Critique
Movie 1, Fantasy,plagiarising, famous Barber Shop, Murders, Sweeney Todd, etc,
set, in,Scotland.
Nothing,funny, about, this, whore, of, a Movie.
Carlysle, as, usual, overacts, and, gives, an,unconvincing performance, ably,assisted, by, fat twat,
useless,cockney,
Ray, 'I'm the Daddy', Winstone.
The 'Sexy Beast', Ray, can, never equal, His,performance, in,'Scum', a role, He, was, born, to,play.
His, efforts, in,'Quadrophenia', however, mark, Him, as, a potential, great Actor..His, subsequent,
sell out,roles, are, tiresome, and, unimpressive.
Carlysle, as, usual, glorifies, the macabre, drawing, on,His,previous, roles, in,'Hitler', and, 'Trainspotting', ie, Heroin, is,really, cool, etc, Bollocks Movies.
A clown,'Charlie',[cocaine]and, a Fairground,yet,again,appears.
51st State, should, have,enhanced,his, ability, as, an,Actor, however,He, has,learned, nothing,
The played out, 'I'm Scottish, and,I ,fucking, hate, the English',Stereotype, is, now, just,boring.
the link, between Cannibalism, and,Homosexuality, has, been, done, to death, in, other,shite,Movies,
such, as, 'Silence of the lambs', etc...
Mr Thompson's, Character's,Mother, 'Labels', Her, Victims.
She, should, have, labelled,Carlysle, as, 'Pretentious '.Inferiority,Complex.
Movie 2.
After, a promising,well,directed, and, atmospheric New York, start,with, Adam Sandler,really, convincingly,acting,for,ten minutes.
this,Movie,descends, into, farce.
The obvious analogy, of, a foot fetishist,voyeur,the undeveloped,sexually,Sandler, ruins,a script,
with, His, stupid, and,amateur,bootlegger metaphor.
Dustin Hoffman,also,'labels', His, Boots.
Sandler, should, be labelled..'Deadhead'. Then, again,Hoffman, is, just, as, guilty,of,
Murdering a Script, with, His, phoney, over sentimental,
TEETH PULLINGLY PAINFUL, INTERPRETATIONS.
AS, FOR, STEVE BUSCEMI?WITH,HIS,'PICKLES?
IT;S BEEN,DONE,BEFORE,EVER WATCH?
TV SHOW,QUANTAM LEAP?,OR,BEING JOHN MALKOVITCH?...
WALKING, IN ,DEADMENS SHOES?..
ANY, MACHINE,IS,NECESSARILY,MAN-MADE..WHETHER, A STRANGER,ARRIVED,ONE NIGHT,AND,LEFT IT, OR, DADDY,GOT,INTO HOCK,TO BUY,IT..DOES NOT MATTER.
A PERSON MADE IT, NOT, SOME,SUPERNATURAL,FAIRY TALE, CHARACTER.
AND, USING,JEWISH ACTORS, TO DENIGRATE,JUDAISM,IS,ONE,OF,THE OLDEST,
TRICKSTER,TRICKS,IN,THE BOOK..
HOFFMAN,YET AGAIN,PROVES,HIS,GULLIBILITY.
RE-INCARNATION,OF DEAD ACTORS,
IS,FILLED, WITH,PROBLEMS...IS IT SAFE? BLAH BLAH..
LIKE ,HOFFMAN,SAID,'BARBERS ARE OUR FRIENDS'...MAYBE,HE, SHOULD WATCH,
BARNEY THOMSEN?..THANKFULLY,WE,WERE,SPARED,A SANDLER,IN,DRAG!,TOOTSIE,
IT'S, YOUR, INHERITANCE, TO,BE, A[STITCHED UP] COMPLEX.
KNOW WHY? BECAUSE,BASEMENTS, FULL, OF, SHOES,ARE, VERY, INDICATIVE,
[OF, A FREUDIAN FOOT FETISH.]
SO, KEEP, MAKING, THESE,BADLY SCRIPTED,MOVIES,MR SANDLER..WHO KNOWS, ONE DAY,
YOU,MAY,ACTUALLY, TURN,INTO, A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR.
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