Friday 27 November 2015

Dance of the Cuckoos - Laurel & Hardy Theme

                       

 Laurel and Hardy...never surpassed..why?..because,like, a lot, of, Comic Actors..they, took,
Their,Acting,seriously....[You ,can ,see,most, of, the Scenes,in, this,Vid, repeated, in,other,Movies,
time, and,again, 'Ear Biting', etc, in,Tarantino's, 'Resevoir dogs', or, 'The Coens,Movies..etc..]..
I,was, listening, to, the Radio, last night, about, the, up-coming, Oscar, Ceremony, in,February..
seems, that, Sylvester Stallone, is, getting, rave reviews, for, His, new, Movie, 'Creed'...
and, is, in,line, for, a Best Actor, Award...[He, already,has, an,Oscar, forWriting, a Screenplay]..
 Sylvester, put, His, faith, in, a young,Scriptwriter..to revive, His, Career...and,I'm, betting,
that, He,gets, the Pay-Off..

The comedy team of Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy did win an Academy Award for best short subject, comedy for their 1932 short film “The Music Box” but that went to the film's producer Hal Roach. Laurel also received an honorary Oscar in 1961 after Hardy's death but together or apart they were never nominated.

maybe, the Cuckoo, waltzed?..right over, the nest...



Wednesday 25 November 2015

Saigon 2015

                      

eight, more, weeks..and, I'm,going, there!..

Giác Lâm Pagoda (Vietnamese: Chùa Giác Lâm; chữ Hán: , Giác Lâm tự) is a historic Buddhist pagoda in Ho Chi Minh City, the largest city in Vietnam. Built in 1744, it is one of the oldest temples in the city. It was officially listed as a historical site by the Vietnamese Department of Culture on November 16, 1988 under Decision 1288 VH/QD.[1] The pagoda is located at 118 Lạc Long Quân, in the 23rd ward of Tân Bình district, in the Phú Thọ Hòa region of the city.[1] It stands on Cẩm Sơn, and is also known as Cẩm Đệm and Sơn Can.

It was built by Lý Thụy Long, a native of Minh Hương, in the spring of 1744, i.e., during the season of the Vietnamese new year, during the reign of Nguyễn Phúc Khoát of the Nguyễn Lords, then the ruling family of southern Vietnam. The history chronicles of Gia Định, the then name of the settlement that later became Saigon and then Ho Chi Minh City, written by Trịnh Hoài Đức describes the area as being quite undeveloped at the time, with dense foliage resembling a jungle. The area was surrounded by flower gardens. In its formative years, the temple was a gathering place during the Tết new year and the temple was a scenic lookout on a hill overlooking the Gia Định markets.[1]
In 1772, Thích Viên Quang of the Lâm tế Zen lineage arrive to become the abbot of the temple. From then on, the temple was known by its current name of Giac Lam
[wikipedia]

Sunday 22 November 2015

Juan sheet and the juice lady

                  

Sadly,Juan Sheet,the former Pirate, has, left  the crew, to pursue, a Career, in, Television..
This, Old Pirate,misses, His, former,second Mate, and, is, now, seeking, a replacement, for, the upcoming,Far east,Cruise, that, departs, from,Singapore, in,January..
[if,You, think, You, can, 'Cut the Mustard', get, in,touch...]

Saturday 21 November 2015

China Crisis - "King In A Catholic Style (Wake Up)"

                          

WakeUp! it's ,time,to,go out, and,play, with, Your, friends!..
Soon, be Christmas! and, We ,know, who's, on, the 'naughty', list!.. Ho ho ho..

Friday 20 November 2015

Monkees? or, Beach Boys?..



THE DEBATE, CONTINUES...WERE, THE MONKEES, AMERICA'S, BEST, 'BEACH-GROUP',?
OR, DID, THE 'BEACH-BOYS', HAVE, THE EDGE?...

ONLY, ONE ,WAY, TO FIND, OUT...LET'S, ASK, THE PHILOSOPHERS!

IN, THE MONKEEE,CORNER...KARL MARX!...
IN, THE BEACHBOYS, CORNER....ARISTOTLE THE GREEK!...

THE PRESIDING,JUDGE, TODAY...ABRAHAM LINCOLN....


THE DEBATE, STARTS,

MARX," THE PROLETARIAT, MUST, BE, TRAINED, LIKE, THE MONKEES,TO UNDERSTAND, THE NATURE, OF, DIALECTIC, MUSIC ,FOR, THE MASSES..THE BOURGEOIS, MUST, BE, MADE, TO, UNDERSTAND,THE NATURE, OF, POPULAR MUSIC, AS, A STATEMENT, OF, NON-INDIVIDUALISTIC,PARTICIPATION,IN, THE COLLECTIVE IDEALISM.."

ARISTOTLE,  " SHUT YOUR FACE, YOU, TOSSER, EVERYONE KNOWS, THE BEACHBOYS,WERE, TRUE, MUSICIANS, WHEREAS, THE MONKEES, WERE, 'MANUFACTURED', BY, BIG-BUSINESS, INTERESTS"

MARX," DON'T, CALL ME,A TOSSER, YOU, THINK, 'I'M A BELIEVER', HAS, AN, EQUAL, WITH, 'HELP ME RHONDA', ?...GET ,OUT ,MY, FACE!'

[REFEREE STEPS, IN, ....]

"'BREAK IT UP!"..[ARISTOTLE, HAS GRABBED, MARX, BY, THE BEARD, AND, IS,TRYING, TO STAMP, ON, HIS, FOOT'.]

MARX, "...PETER TORK,AND, MIKE NESMITH, [WHY, DID ,HE ,WEAR ,THAT, HAT?]ARE,
REPRESENTATIVE, OF, THE OPPRESSION,FELT, BY, THE WORKERS, OF...AMERICA!
ADMITTEDLY, THE DEAD,DAVY JONES, WAS, AN, ENGLISH, IMPORT, FROM, MANCHESTER..HOME, OF, FRAUDSTERS, AND, DUBIOUS FOOTBALL..!..OOPS!, I, LIVED, IN, MANCHESTER, ONE TIME, WHERE, I, SPONGED, OFF, THE MILL OWNER, FREDERICK,
'FREDDY THE FROG', ENGELS..AND, I'M, TELLING YA!, THAT ,CLOWN, LIKED, HIS ,BOOZE!..GOOD LIBRARY, IN, MANCHESTER, THOUGH,THE CONDITION, OF, THE WORKING CLASSES, IN, ENGLAND, WASN'T THAT, BAD..I, GOT LAID, LOADS.."


REFEREE,CALLS, 'TIME OUT!'


BOTH, PHILOSOPHERS, SIT, DOWN,AT, THE , SMALL TABLE, OUTSIDE, THE PUB,
CALLED, 'THE PHILOSOPHER'S ARMS', [SOMEWHERE, IN, LIVERPOOL]..


THE SUN, IS, SHINING,AND,UNDER THE SHADE, OF, THE, TABLE PARASOL,..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, LIGHTS, A LARGE, HAND ROLLED, HEMP, CIGARETTE,
HIS, STOVEPIPE, HAT, IS, BETWEEN, HIS, KNEES, AND, A BROAD, SMILE, APPEARS,
AS, HE, INHALES, HIS,STRANGE SMELLING,VAPOURS...

" HEY, GUYS! WHY, DON'T ,YOU, JUST,CHILL OUT ....."HE, SAYS...

"HERE, BARGUY! WHAT'S, YOUR NAME?, BRING, US, A COUPLE , OF, PINTS, OVER"..

"MY, NAME, IS, BOOTH, SIR, BUT, THE GUYS, HERE, CALL, ME, 'WILKIE'..."

MARX, " THERE, YOU ,GO! AGAIN,LINCOLN, WITH, YOUR, 'I'M ,THE PRES, SO, WHAT, I, SAY, GOES, RULING CLASS, ATTITUDE..HEY, WILKIE, GET, THIS ,GUY, TO SAY, PLEASE,AND, WHO, DO, YOU, THINK, IS, THE BEST BEACH, GROUP?..COME ON, GUY,
'SURFIN' USA,..A CLASSIC, NO?"

WILKIE, PLACES, THE TRAY, WITH, THREE PINTS, OF, LAGER, ON, THE TABLE...

" WELL, THEY, BOTH, GOT, SOME COOL, GROOVE, RECORDS..MMMM,
LET, ME, THINK,'ANOTHER PLEASANT VALLEY SUNDAY', IS, KIND, OF,A STATEMENT, ABOUT, THE MORAL DISINTEGRATION, OF, THE AMERICAN, YOUTH..THE,
DEPENDENCE, ON, BANK LOANS, MORTGAGES, AND, OTHER, CHAINS, TO OPPRESS,
AND, CONFINE, THE ASPIRATIONS, OF, THE YOUTH...BUT, THEN, AGAIN,
THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, ALSO, GUILTY, OF, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING, IN, THEIR,
EARLY , HITS, IF, YOU, PLAY, 'SURFIN' USA, BACKWARDS, YOU, CAN, HEAR, THE BACCHANALIAN, CHANT, OF, DEMONS, SAYING, 'GO SHOOT, SOMEONE'..

ABRAHAM, LINCOLN, RAISES, HIS, EYEBROW..BUT, SAYS, NOTHING..


ARISTOTLE, " SEE, I, TOLD, YOU, YOU, DAFT BEARDED, RUSSIAN"..

JUST, THEN, A GROUP, OF, MOTORCYCLISTS, PARK UP, NEARBY...

SEVERAL BEARDED,BIKER GUYS, OVERHEAR, THE COMMENT...

ONE, STEPS, OVER ,TO, THE TABLE..SMASHES, HIS, FIST ,DOWN, IN, A GESTURE, OF,
ANGER, AND, POINTS, HIS, FINGER, AT,KARL MARX...

" LISTEN KARL! EVERYONE KNOWS,THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, THE COOLEST, MOST, TOGETHER, GROUP, OF, GUYS, THAT, EVER, CAME, FROM, THE WEST COAST, U.S  OF, A!"..
HE SAID, IN, AN, EFFEMINATE VOICE.

THIS, TOOK, EVERYONE BY, SURPRISE.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, STOOD, UP, BUT, SAT DOWN, AGAIN, LIKE, HE, WAS, STONED, IN, AN ARMCHAIR...HE SAID, NOTHING.....

ARISTOTLE, WHO, WAS, EATING, A FETA CHEESE NIBBLE, WIPED, HIS, MOUTH, AND, SAID, IN, A STRANGE, GREEK ACCENT..

" YASU!"..THEN, NEARLY CHOKED, AND, HASTILY,TOOK, A SWIG, OF, LAGER..

THE BIKER, SMILED, KNOWINGLY, HIS, FRIENDS, HAD, JOINED, HIM, AND, SLOWLY,
THEY, BEGAN, TO HUM...

" BAR, BAR, BAR, BARBA, BARAN".......

LIKE, A DEADLY, BARBERSHOP QUARTET, THEY, BROKE,INTO, SONG.....

THEIR ,EYES, WERE ,STARING , STRAIGHT, AT, KARL MARX,WHO TRIED, NOT, TO, JOIN, IN,WITH, THE REFRAIN...

THE HIGH NOTES, WERE, REACHED,IN, THE SONG, WHEN, SUDDENLY, KARL, LET GO, A , " BARB-A-RAN"..IN, SUCH, A HIGH PITCH, IT, SHATTERED, A BEER GLASS..

EVERYONE WAS STUNNED...

ARISTOTLE, SPAT, OUT ,HIS, LUMPY CHEESE NIBBLE, IN, AMAZEMENT...

" SEE! YOU, ARE ,INTO, THE BEACH BOYS! TOO! YOU, PHONEY ROOSKIE..."

THE BIKERS, CONTINUED, TO SING, FORMING THEMSELVES, INTO, A, CONGA LINE,
THEY, MADE,HAND, MOVEMENTS, TO ACCOMPANY,THE WORDS, AND, WERE,MOVING,AROUND, ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S, CHAIR....

" NO NO! YOU, MISUNDERSTAND!ME, COMPLETELY, THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, USING, MASS CONTROL TECHNIQUES, TAUGHT, TO, THEM, BY, THEIR, CAPITALIST, PARENTS!....THEY, WERE, CHAINED,AND, TRAINED,TO OBEY!"..SAID MARX..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PLACED HIS, HAT, ON, HIS, HEAD, AND, STOOD, UP...

IN, A SLOW DRAWL, HE SAID, 'TIME OUT!"..

ARISTOTLE, HAD, JOINED, IN, WITH, THE BIKER CONGA LINE, AND, WAS, WAVING, HIS, EMPTY, GLASS, AT, WILKIE...

THEN, THE SONG, STOPPED.

THE BIKER GANG, MARCHED, IN,A LINE,THROUGH,A SWING, DOOR, TO,  THE BAR.

ARISTOTLE, TUGGED, AT, HIS, TOGA, AND, BEGAN, TO FOLLOW,THEM.

JUST, THEN, A BUS, FULL OF, BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN CHEERLEADERS, STOPPED,
OUTSIDE, THE PUB. THEY, WERE, THE DEADLY, 'PHILOSOPHER BOOGIE GIRLS',
WELL KNOWN, THROUGHOUT FLORIDA, THEY ,WERE, WANTED, IN, FIVE STATES,
[MOSTLY DRUNK, AND,UNDRESSED], FOR, BEING, TROUBLEMAKERS, IN, PHILOSOPHY CONTESTS,THROUGHOUT, EUROPE .


THEIR, LEADER, A TALL,LONG BLONDHAIRED, NEGRO WOMAN, RATTLED, HER, POM-POM, IN, KARL MARX'S FACE...
'HEY BUDDY, WHAT, PLACE, DO WOMEN, HAVE, IN, YOUR, YOU, KNOW, IDEOLOGY?'..
SHE SAID, PUSHING, HER, ENORMOUS BREASTS, VERY CLOSE, TO, THE RUSSIANS, BEARD....

JUST ,THEN,KARL'S , MOBILE PHONE RANG...

" YES DEAR, THE KERFILTERFISCH AND PICKLE?"..

" OY VEH! DEAR!..."

THE BIKERS AND WILKIE,WERE ,RETURNING, FROM, THE INSIDE, BAR.
ARISTOTLE, HAD, PUSHED, A COUPLE, OF, TABLES, TOGETHER,IN, A HORSESHOE SHAPE.THE BIKERS, HAD, SAT, DOWN, ALONGSIDE, THE CHEERLEADERS, SWIGGING, FROM, FOAMING BEER MUGS...

WILKIE, CAME, BEHIND, CARRYING, A LARGE TRAY..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, WAS, INSERTING, HIS WOODEN TEETH,AS, HE FUMBLED, WITH, HIS, TROUSER FLIES, AFTER, HAVING, BEEN, TO, THE OUTHOUSE...

"HEY WILKIE,WHAT'S,A BACCHANALIAL CHANT?"..HE ASKED...

ARISTOTLE INTERJECTED...

" RANDY SCOUSE GIT!"..HE SHOUTED,AND, THE LARGE BLONDEHAIRED CHEERLEADER, JUMPED, UP, IN SURPRISE...

" HOW'DA'YA'LL KNOW MY NAME?'..SHE ASKED....

JUST ,THEN, A PASSING, JAPANESE, GUITARIST, TOOK, A PICTURE, ON, HIS, CANON, CAMERA..THE FLASH STARTLED EVERYONE, FOR, IT, WAS, A SUNNY, DAY...

" EXCUSE ME, SIR! NO PICTURES, PLEASE!" SAID, ABRAHAM LINCOLN..

" VERY SORRY! PLEASE EXCUSE!"..SAID, THE JAPANESE GUY.

"WHO ARE YOU SIR?..THIS, IS, A PRIVATE FUNCTION, IT, IS, A DEBATE, FOR, MUSIC LOVERS, AND, PHILOSOPHERS"...SAID, WILKIE..

" OH, VERY GOOD!, THEN, I'M, IN, THE RIGHT, PLACE, PLEASE, ALLOW, ME, TO, INTRODUCE, MYSELF, I, AM, SUZUKI Q!.."

HE, SAID, AS, HE, PLACED, HIS, YAMAHA GUITAR, STRAP,OVER,HIS, SHOULDER...

" AND, I, AM, HERE, TO,REPRESENT, FOREIGN THOUGHT, ON, THE ICONIC AMERICAN BEACH MUSIC, THAT, HAS, SHAPED, THE ECONOMY, OF, THE WESTERN WORLD'..

SLOWLY, HE, STRUMMED, A, 'D', ON, HIS, GUITAR.....

" AND, I,WANT, TO , SHOW,...[HE, NOW STRUMMED, A MENACING, 'C',]...THAT,

THE MONKEES, ACTUALLY, WERE, NO, MUSICIANS! "..HE SCREAMED, MAKING, EVERYONE, JUMP,A LITTLE, AND, ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S WOODEN TEETH, TO BECOME DISLODGED.

" HEY ORIENTAL DUDE", SAID, THE LARGE BIKER..." DON'T, COME, HERE, TELLING, US, THAT, THE MONKEES, WERE, NO MUSICIANS! IT, WAS, MICKY DOLENZ, THAT, INSPIRED, ME, TO, MAKE, MY, FIRST, CHOPPER!, HIS, MANIC, YET, MELODIOUS DRUMMING,AND, CHEESY GRIN,HIS, DAFT, YET, APPEALING,HANG-DOG ,EXPRESSION, MADE,ME,WANT, TO,EXPERIENCE, THE FREEDOM, OF, THE CALIFORNIAN,OPEN HIGHWAYS,AND, THE,SURFING SCENE,IS, HARD, TO, FIND, IN, LIVERPOOL..IT, WAS, BECAUSE, OF, HIM...THAT, I, FIRST, WENT, TO PRISON,..."

EVERYBODY, GASPED!..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, STOOD, AND, MADE, A JUDGEMENT.

" REMOVE THAT CRIMINAL, NOW!'..[FOR, IN, PHILOSOPHY,DEBATES, NO, CRIMINALITY,IS, EVER, ACCEPTED, EVERY PARTICIPANT, MUST, BE, TOTALLY HONEST]...

TWO GIANT ROBOTS, APPEARED,LIFTED, THE BIKER, FORCIBLY, OFF, HIS, CHAIR,
AND, DISAPPEARED, BEHIND, THE PUB..MUFFLED,CLANGS, AND, SHOUTS, WERE, HEARD..THEN ..SILENCE...




ALL, EYES, WERE, ON, THE  PUB, WHEN, AFTER WHAT, SEEMED, AN, ETERNITY,
THE LARGE BIKER,STEPPED, INTO, VIEW, HOLDING, TWO, ROBOT, HEADS, UNDER, HIS, HAIRY, EXPOSED, ARMS....

" THESE ,WILL, DO, NICELY, FOR, OUR,CLUBHOUSE, WALL"..HE SAID.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, WAS, SPEECHLESS,NEVER, BEFORE, HAD, HIS, GIANT ROBOTS, BEEN,DEFEATED..SO ,HE, KNEW ,CAUTION, WOULD, BE, ADVISABLE, WHEN, DEALING, WITH, THESE, DISSENTING, RADICAL, MOTORCYCLING,BEACH BOYS ENTHUSIASTS..

"PLEASE , HRRRR, TAKE, A SEAT, WITH, YOUR, FRIENDS.." HE SAID, AND, THE BIKER, DULY, SAT, DOWN.

ARISTOTLE, HAD, STOOD, UP,IN, THE SPACE, BETWEEN, THE TABLES, AND, WAS,
ABOUT, TO START, HIS, DEFENCE, OF,THE,BEACHBOYS,PHILOSOPHICAL,ETHOS..

WHEN, UNEXPECTEDLY, HE, LET RIP, WITH, A HUGE, FART...

" OH, P..LEASE", SAID,RANDY.." IS, THERE, ANY, NEED?".."THAT'S DISGUSTING"

ARISTOTLE, SOMEWHAT, EMBARRASSED, TOOK, A STEP, BACKWARDS..WAFTING, HIS, TOGA...

"OY VEH! LIKE WOMEN, NEVER FART?".." YOU, SHOULD, LIVE, IN, MY, HOUSE! OY ,VEEEEH!, I, GOT, A DAUGHTER! I TELL YA!"..SAID, MARX..

SUZUKI, BEGAN, PLAYING, ON, HIS, YAMAHA,...THE GENTLE, OPENING, TO,'KOKOMO',

EVERYBODY, HUMMED, ALONG,BECAUSE, NOBODY, KNEW, THE WORDS....




JUST THEN, A RIOTOUS GROUP, OF, CAVALIER ,JOVIAL, HANDSOME, AND,GOOD NATURED, GENTLEMEN,APPEARED,THEIR,RAUCOUS, GOOD NATURED BANTER,
WAS, NON STOP...BUT, THEY, QUIETENED, DOWN, ON, HEARING, THE WORD, 'ARUBA'..SANG, BADLY, BY, SUZUKI....

SUZUKI, STOPPED, PLAYING, AND, EVERYONE, WAS, QUIET, EXCEPT, THE SQUEAKY, JAW, MOVEMENTS, COMING, FROM, ONE,OF, THE DECAPITATED ROBOTS...

"IT'S, 'A-RUB-A', NOT, AWOOBA!", SAID, THEIR, LEADER..

'ALLOW ME, TO, INTRODUCE, MYSELF, I, AM, CARLTHEPIRATE ,AND, THESE, LADS,
WITH, ME, HERE, ARE, ALL, BROTHERS..WE, TRAVEL, THE INTERNET, LOOKING, TO, RIGHT, WRONGS!..AND, YOU, MY ,FRIEND, ARE, PLAYING, THAT, SONG, OUT, OF, KEY!"...

SUZUKI ,MUMBLED SOMETHING,INCOMPREHENSIBLE..HE, WAS, STUNNED, FOR, HE,LIKE, A LOT, OF, JAPANESE GUITARISTS, THOUGHT, THAT, THE AGE, OF, PIRATES, WAS, OVER...THE GREAT NINJA/PIRATE WARS, HAD, MYSTERIOUSLY, ENDED, SOME, YEARS, BEFORE, AND,EVERYONE, THOUGHT, BOTH, HAD, DISAPPEARED, INTO, OBLIVION.

" BUT, YOU, ARE, DEAD?, HOW, CAN, THIS, BE?..WE, HEARD, AN, OLDSOGER, KILLED, YOU, OFF, YEARS, AGO..."SUZUKI ,MUMBLED..

AT,HEARING, THIS, ALL, THE PIRATES, GUFFAWED, LOUDLY...

CARLTHEPIRATE, LAUGHED, HEARTILY!, AND, SHOUTED, TO, WILKIE..

" INNKEEPER, BRING, GROG! FOR, ALL, MY, MEN...AND, HELL--O LADIES!"

HE, INTERRUPTED, HIMSELF, ON, SEEING, THE, AMERICAN CHEERLEADERS,
WHO, SAT,ADMIRING, THE TALL,DASHINGLY, HANDSOME, PIRATE...

RANDY, SPOKE FOR, THEM..

" HELLO YOURSELF! BIGBOY!..IS, IT, TRUE? YOU, ARE, THE LEGENDARY, CARL?"

"YES, DEAR, LADY, I, AM, THE ONLY,CARL,IN, THIS ,TOWN!"

KARL MARX, STOOD, UP, AND, SAID..

" I, DON'T, THINK, SO", AND, WENT, TOE TO TOE, EYEBALLING, THE HANDSOME PIRATE, "MY, NAME, IS, KARL, ALSO..AND, CARL WILSON, AS, YOU, MAY, OR, NOT, KNOW..WAS, A BEACHBOY!..AND, IT, IS, HIS, MUSIC, WE, ARE, DEBATING, HERE!"

CARLTHEPIRATE, LAUGHED, A HEARTY, PIRATE LAUGH...

" OH, YES, INDEEDY! WE, KNOW CARL, KARL, FOR, I, CARL, AND, CARL, KARL, ARE OLD, FRIENDS..CALIFORNEE-I-A, IS, ONE, OF, MY, FAVOURITE PIRATE COASTLINES! WE, ALWAYS, HAVE, A WAIL, OF, A TIME, THERE..SOMETIMES, WITH, ME, OLD, MATEY, BOB MARLEY!AND, HIS, CARIBBEAN WAILERS..!"

JUST, THEN, WILKIE, APPEARED, WITH, TWO ,TRAYLOADS, OF, ALE, AND, GROG..
HE, WAS, EXHAUSTED, THE ,JOB, OF, WAITER, IN, A HYPERSPACE, PUB, IS, NO EASY, TASK..

CARLTHEPIRATE, TOSSED, HIM, A GOLD DOUBLOON..

" HERE, GOOD FELLOW, GET, YOURSELF, A SHOT, OF, SOMETHING"

WILKIE, SMILED, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, FROWNED, HIS, HEAD, WAS,NOW, DOWN, BETWEEN, HIS, KNEES, AND, THE HEMP CIGARETTE, HE, HAD, LIT, WAS, BEING, PASSED, AROUND, THE BIKERS...

"I, I, AM..I'M ,STONED, MAN.." HE MANAGED, TO SAY, BEFORE, FALLING, UNCONSCIOUS, TO, THE GROUND..

THE BIKERS, AND, CHEERLEADERS, WERE, GIGGLING, UNCONTROLLABLY.

SUZUKI, SAID, " OK,PIRATE, LET'S HEAR, YOU, PLAY, IN, KEY!"..

AT, THIS, THE HANDSOME PIRATE, SMILED...

"NO, MY, GOOD, FELLOW, ALAS, I, CANNOT, PLAY, A GUITAR, BUT, YOU, ARE, A GOOD, PLAYER..LIKE, A LOT, OF, YOUR, KIND,IT'S ,JUST, YOUR, SINGING, THAT'S,A LITTLE, OFF, KEY!..BUT, AS, I, REFUSE, NO CHALLENGE, I, WILL, SING, WITH, THESE, BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN LADIES, ASSISTANCE, AN, ACCAPELLA..MONKEE'S, THEME SONG!"

HE, BEGAN, AND, ALMOST, IMMEDIATELY, EVERYONE, JOINED, IN..BECAUSE, LET'S, FACE, IT, NO ONE, CAN, RESIST..THE MONKEE'S...

"HERE, WE, COME,BOM, BOM, WALKING, DOWN, THE STREET!BOM, BOM, GET, THE FUNNIEST, LOOKS, FROM................"

THE SONG CONTINUED, TO, IT'S, FINALE..EVERYONE, WAS, UP, DANCING, DOING, THE FAMOUS,'CROSS LEGS WALK', SHOWN, IN,THE , TV SHOWS...

ARISTOTLE, WHO, WAS, A BIT, OF, A 'SHOW-OFF',WAS, INTRIGUED, BY, THE,STYLISH,
AND, SARTORIAL EXACTITUDE, OF, THE PIRATES, CLOTHING, FOR, HE, HAD, NEVER,
BEFORE, MET, WITH, SUCH, INDIVIDUALISTS...

" THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, PIRATES, TOO!"...HE,SAID,

 THIS, MADE, EVERYONE, PAY, ATTENTION, FOR, ANY, 'PIRATEY',REFERENCE, HOWEVER, TRIVIAL, ALWAYS, SPARKS, DEBATE, IN, PIRATE, COMMUNITIES.....

"PRAY, MY, GREEK, FRIEND, TELL, US, MORE!", SAID, JUAN SHEET, THE SECOND, IN COMMAND, OF, THE PIRATE CREW...

"ISN'T, IT, OBVIOUS?", SAID, ARISTOTLE..." SLOOP JOHN B!"....

EVERYONE ,GASPED, IN, AMAZEMENT, FOR, NO-ONE, HAD, THOUGHT, OF, THIS.....

CARLTHEPIRATE, SMILED, AT, JUAN, AND, THE TWO, OF, THEM, MADE, A SECRET, 'PIRATE SIGN',THAT, INVOLVED, A LITTLE FINGER, GESTURE..
[BUT, I'M, NOT, ALLOWED, TO REVEAL, IT, TO, NON-PIRATES, AAARGH..]

SUZUKI, BEGAN, TO, STRUM, AND, THE ENTIRE, PIRATE, CREW, GENTLY, SANG, ALONG, WITH, THE BEACHBOYS', CLASSIC, PIRATEY SONG...TEARS, FORMING, IN, THEIR, SALTY, EYES...AS, THEY, TOO, REMEMBERED, THE GOOD TIMES, THEY, HAD, ENJOYED, IN, NASSAU, BAHAAAAAAMAS...





WANT THIS TO CONTINUE?...

Coasters "Zing! Went The Strings Of My Heart"

                         

JUST, HOW, BASS, IS, BASS?..DEEP,MAN..DEEP..SING ALONG NOW..

DOO-WOP REVIVAL!..YEAH..!..

The Love Cats - The Cure

                        

Thursday 19 November 2015

the MODERN LOVERS "Old World" 1972

                          



Nice Photography..on,this,vid...Americana?..or, American'ta?..

Wednesday 18 November 2015

THE DEER KING

The Deer King
Long ago in a forgotten forest, lived a deer named Banyan. He was golden like the sun and his horns glistened like silver. His body was as large as a colt and his eyes sparkled like jewels-alight with wisdom. He was a King of Deer and watched over a herd of 500 deer.
Not far away, another herd of deer was watched over by another golden deer named Branch. In the tall grass and shadows of the deep forest, the two herds lived in peace.
One day, the King of Benares was out on a hunt and spied the beautiful green forest where the deer lived. "What a perfect hunting ground!" he declared and into the forests he dashed with his thousands of hunters and came upon the two herds of deer. Without a moment's hesitation, he notched an arrow in his bow. Suddenly he spotted the two golden deer. Never had he seen such beautiful creatures! "From this day on," he commanded, "No one is to harm or kill these golden deer."
Thereafter, he came to the forest everyday and killed more deer than was needed for his dinner table. As the weeks went by, many deer were wounded and died in great pain.
Finally Banyan Deer called the two herds together, "Friends, we know there is no escape from death, but this needless killing can be prevented. Let the deer take turns going to the chopping block, one day from my herd and the next day from Branch's herd."
All the deer agreed. Each day the deer whose turn it was went to the chopping block on the edge of the forest and laid its head upon the block.
One day, the turn fell to a pregnant doe from Branch's herd. She went to Branch Deer and begged, "Grant that I be passed over until after my fawn is born. Then I will gladly take my turn."
Branch Deer replied, "It is your turn. You must go."
In despair, the poor doe went to Banyan Deer and explained her plight. He gently said, "Go rest in peace. I will put your turn upon another."  The deer king went and laid his golden head upon the chopping block. A deep silence fell in the forest.
When the king of Benares came and saw the golden deer ready for sacrifice, his heart skipped a beat, "You are the leader of the herd," he exclaimed, "You should be the last to die!" Banyan Deer explained how he had come to save the life of the doe.
A tear rolled down the cheek of the king. "Golden Deer King," he exclaimed. "Among men and beasts, I have not seen one with such compassion. Arise! I spare both your life and hers.
"So we will be safe. But what shall the rest of the deer do?" "Their lives I shall also spare." "So the deer will be safe, but what will the other four-footed animals do?" "From now on they too will be safe." "And what of the birds?" "I will spare their lives." "And the fish in the water" "The fish shall be spared- all creatures of the land, sea, and sky will be free."
Having saved the lives of all creatures, the golden deer raised his head from the chopping block and returned to the forest.

http://online.sfsu.edu/rone/Buddhism/footsteps.htm

House of The Rising Sun - The Doors

                             



Monday 16 November 2015

NORTHERN SOUL - CHARADES - 'THE KEY TO MY HAPPINESS'

The MGM CHARADES were formed with a different line-up when the original
1950/60's Doo-wop group, who had planned a comeback, were reluctant to
sign a new contract. This prompted the record label to work with a
mysterious new act based in New York.
However, when soul singer DeanCourtney moved from RCA records to MGM,
 he mentioned that John T MacJunior had been running The Charades. The same group may be linked with the Charades that recorded 'You're With Me All The Way'/'Power Of Love'
on the Mercury label in 1965 -both sides written by J. Mack.
Robert Pruter's 'Chicago Soul' book, explains that only a few Chicago acts in the 60's appeared on Mercury.

Theproducer credited on the label is Tom Wilson -best known for his work
in the 1960s with Bob Dylan, Frank Zappa, Simon and Garfunkel and The
Velvet Underground. Arranged and conducted by Horace Ott.

The Charades recorded two 45's for MGM Records;
'Key To My Happiness/'Weeping Cup' (66) written by Robert Gerald Maxwell
'I Don't Want To Lose You'/'Never Set Me Free' (66) written by Maxwell flip Rhodes-Casey

'Can'tMake It Without You'/'Love Of My Life' also recorded by the Charades
(Okeh Records) 1964 -arranged and conducted by Horace Ott.

'YouBetter Believe It'/'Darling Believe Him' also by the Charades (Harlem
Hitparade) Woodbury, New York 1973. Distributed by Pickwick Records,
this is a much earlier recording -again, written by Horace Ott.

"From the very first bars of the piano and drums this is Northern Soul at its
very best, with heart pleading vocals, accompanied by tight group
harmonies and brass. 'Keys To My Happiness' just gets better as it goes
along. Perfect for dancing to."

As far back as 1973, the Charades track was being featured at the Pendulum Club in Manchester.
                     

Diana Ross & The Supremes - Someday We'll Be Together

                                

NORTHERN SOUL - THE TEMPESTS - 'SOMEDAY'

 TEMPESTS hailed from, or around, Charlotte, North Carolina. The groupwas first set up by two brothers Mike and Roger Bunch. In 1968, "Would
You Believe!" album was released on the Smash label, a subsidiary of
Mercury records.
At the time of this release, the Tempests consistedof ten members. The leader singer and co-songwriter of 'Someday' wasHazel Martin Jr. (1936-2008). He had a powerful and distinctive voice,
described by some with "an unforgettable, honey-soaked voice".
'Someday',and other tracks featured on the album, became highly sought after in
the early 1980's on the Northern-Rare Soul scene.

The track was featuredregularly on DJ Guy Hennigan's top twenty at Top of the World,
Stafford. Initial plays of the record in 1983 required the traditional
practice of 'covering-up'. Consequently, the artist was introduced for a
brief time as 'Bobby Paris!'The Tempests also figured prominently in the Carolina Beach scene.

Sunday 15 November 2015

andalucia

                          







CARRYING bouquet, and handkerchief, and gloves,
Proud of her height as when she lived, she moves
With all the careless and high-stepping grace,
And the extravagant courtesan's thin face.
 
Was slimmer waist e'er in a ball-room wooed?
Her floating robe, in royal amplitude,
Falls in deep folds around a dry foot, shod
With a bright flower-like shoe that gems the sod.
 
The swarms that hum about her collar-bones
As the lascivious streams caress the stones,
Conceal from every scornful jest that flies,
Her gloomy beauty; and her fathomless eyes
 
Are made of shade and void; with flowery sprays
Her skull is wreathed artistically, and sways,
Feeble and weak, on her frail vertebrae.
O charm of nothing decked in folly! they
 
Who laugh and name you a Caricature,
They see not, they whom flesh and blood allure,
The nameless grace of every bleached, bare bone,
That is most dear to me, tall skeleton!
 
Come you to trouble with your potent sneer
The feast of Life! or are you driven here,
To Pleasure's Sabbath, by dead lusts that stir
And goad your moving corpse on with a spur?
 
Or do you hope, when sing the violins,
And the pale candle-flame lights up our sins,
To drive some mocking nightmare far apart,
And cool the flame hell lighted in your heart?
 
Fathomless well of fault and foolishness!
Eternal alembic of antique distress!
Still o'er the curved, white trellis of your sides
The sateless, wandering serpent curls and glides.
 
And truth to tell, I fear lest you should find,
Among us here, no lover to your mind;
Which of these hearts beat for the smile you gave?
The charms of horror please none but the brave.
 
Your eyes' black gulf, where awful broodings stir,
Brings giddiness; the prudent reveller
Sees, while a horror grips him from beneath,
The eternal smile of thirty-two white teeth.
 
For he who has not folded in his arms
A skeleton, nor fed on graveyard charms,
Recks not of furbelow, or paint, or scent,
When Horror comes the way that Beauty went.
 
O irresistible, with fleshless face,
Say to these dancers in their dazzled race:
"Proud lovers with the paint above your bones,
Ye shall taste death, musk scented skeletons!
 
Withered Antinoüs, dandies with plump faces,
Ye varnished cadavers, and grey Lovelaces,
Ye go to lands unknown and void of breath,
Drawn by the rumour of the Dance of Death.
 
From Seine's cold quays to Ganges' burning stream,
The mortal troupes dance onward in a dream;
They do not see, within the opened sky,
The Angel's sinister trumpet raised on high.
 
In every clime and under every sun,
Death laughs at ye, mad mortals, as ye run;
And oft perfumes herself with myrrh, like ye
And mingles with your madness, irony!"
[BEAUDELAIRE]

WHO, WANTS, TO DANCE ,ALONE?..NOT ME.

Neil Young-Only Love Can Break Your Heart

                          



                        

Saturday 14 November 2015

Star Trekking...

Jean Felix Piccard (Basel, Switzerland, January 28, 1884 – January 28, 1963, Minneapolis, Minnesota), also known as Jean Piccard, was a Swiss-born American chemist, engineer, professor and high-altitude balloonist. He invented clustered high-altitude balloons, and with his wife Jeannette, the plastic balloon. Piccard's inventions and co-inventions are used in balloon flight, aircraft and spacecraft.
 [wikipedia]

Basel..Home, of,Carl Jung. ..been, there..but,Minneapolis?.never,been..gotta,get, there, someday..

Set,a course,for,Alpha Five!..Mr Takei..hahah!

Luke Bryan - Strip it Down

                    

Thursday 12 November 2015

The Big Three - Let It Rock

                         

AT, ONE TIME, THESE GUYS, WERE,BIGGER, THAN, THE BEATLES,IN,LIVERPOOL..
THE 'IRON DOOR',CLUB,PRODUCED, SOME,MEAN,ROCKERS..

SBJ - Promise You'll Tell Her

                       



 most,problems, can, be,cleared up, after, a good, cup,of,Tea..

Wednesday 11 November 2015

ARMISTICE DAY

And death shall have no dominion.
Dead man naked they shall be one
With the man in the wind and the west moon;
When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,
They shall have stars at elbow and foot;
Though they go mad they shall be sane,
Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;
Though lovers be lost love shall not;
And death shall have no dominion.
And death shall have no dominion. 

[DYLAN THOMAS] 


ON,THE ELEVENTH, DAY, OF,OF, THE ELEVENTH,MONTH, AT, ELEVEN OCLOCK...
 THE GUNS, FELL,SILENT...

THE WAR, TO,END, ALL,WARS, WAS, OVER.


http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/arts-culture-news/everything-you-need-know-poppies-9766511

Leroy Troy - Ghost Chickens In The Sky (June 2012)

                      


Country-playing,Dungaree-wearing,American Comedians, singing?..

nothing new, there, Dude..LOL!...We, all, gotta, eat, Rooster!,hahaha!...

this,ones good, for, a chuckle..

Tuesday 10 November 2015

Clint Black and Roy Rogers - Hold on partner

                                

Darkest Hour Is Just Before Dawn - Emmylou Harris

                           

this,song,reminds,Me, so,much, of, My,[Deceased] Mother,I,could cry..

Monday 9 November 2015

Highlander - The Ridiculous Scenes Compilation

                         


SEAN CONNERY, PLAYS, RAMIRREZ,ON,HIS, WHITE HORSE,COMPLETE,WITH,
PEACOCK FEATHERS, AND,TELLS,CHRISTOPHER 'TARZAN THE APEMAN',LAMBERT,
THAT,HE, IS, NOT,SPANISH, HE,IS, EGYPTIAN?.

SEAN,THE ,SCOTTISH NATIONALIST,IS,ACTING, VERY, CAVALIER?..
I,WATCHED,THIS,1986,MOVIE,[AGAIN]LAST NIGHT, AND,WAS,HIGHLY,AMUSED.

THE 'KURGAN', LOSES, HIS, HEAD,AT, THE END, BUT, NOT, BEFORE,RAMIRREZ,LOST,HIS.

LAMBERT,HAS,MYOPIA,AND,CANNOT,SEE,WITHOUT,GLASSES.

THE SYMBOLISM,IN,THIS,MOVIE,IS,SEEN,ELSEWHERE, ..PURPLE-CLAD,VAIN, FIGURES,
FROM, EGYPT, HAVE, BEEN,SEEN,BEFORE....IN,MOVIES.....
SWORDS,AND, METALLURGY..?..OH, YES!....VERY ,FREUDIAN...

FREDDY 'MERCURY', PROVIDED, THE SOUNDTRACK, FOR, THIS, HISTORICALLY,
INNACCURATE, AND,WHIMSICAL, FANTASY, OF, A MOVIE...

MAYBE, LAMBERT, THE AMERICAN-FRENCH, CONNECTION,ACTOR...

WAS,ACTING, THE GOAT?..IN, SOME, SCOTTISH RITE?..[LOL!].....


Sunday 8 November 2015

Carl Smith - The Only Girl I Can't Forget

                         

I Wonder Where You Are Tonight~Hank Williams Jr..wmv

                            

Carl Smith ~ I Overlooked An Orchid(while searching for a rose)

                                

Arthur Schopenhauer

REMEMBER, REMEMBER..

http://www.liverpoolexpress.co.uk/city-to-remember-fallen-on-remembrance-sunday/

My, Family, has, many, Military Links.

My ,Uncle,Tommy, was, an,Irish Guardsman, who, was, killed, aged 19, in, WW2.

For,Years,His, Mother, distraught,grieved, She, lost,Her, mind.....

But, Tommy, I'm, sure, would, be, first, to say..'War,the solution, of, Idiots,solves, nothing'.

Find, another, way,to ,reconcile, and, move, forward.

roger miller engine engine number nine

                                

North To Alaska ~ Johnny Horton

                        

The Cactus Blossoms - A Sad Day To Be You (Live @ Rhythm

                       

Saturday 7 November 2015

BOB KANE,JEWISH INVENTOR,OF, BATMAN


Early life and work

Robert Kahn was born in New York City, New York. His parents, Augusta and Herman Kahn, an engraver,[1] were of Eastern European Jewish descent.[2] A high school friend of fellow cartoonist and future Spirit creator Will Eisner,[3] Robert Kahn graduated from DeWitt Clinton High School and then legally changed his name to Bob Kane.[4] He studied art at Cooper Union before "joining the Max Fleischer Studio as a trainee animator in 1934".[5]

Comics

He entered the comics field two years later, in 1936, freelancing original material to editor Jerry Iger's comic book Wow, What A Magazine!, including his first pencil and ink work on the serial Hiram Hick.[6] The following year, Kane began to work at Iger's subsequent studio, Eisner & Iger, which was one of the first comic book "packagers" that produced comics on demand for publishers entering the new medium during its late-1930s and 1940s Golden Age. Among his work there was the funny animal feature "Peter Pupp" — which belied its look with overtones of "mystery and menace"[6] — published in the U.K. comic magazine Wags and reprinted in Fiction House's Jumbo comics. Kane also produced work through Eisner & Iger for two of the companies that would later merge to form DC Comics, including the humor features "Ginger Snap" in More Fun Comics, "Oscar the Gumshoe" for Detective Comics, and "Professor Doolittle" for Adventure Comics. For that last title he went on to do his first adventure strip, "Rusty and his Pals".

Batman


Detective Comics #27 (May 1939). The first appearance of Batman. Art by Bob Kane.
In early 1939, DC's success with the seminal superhero Superman in Action Comics prompted editors to scramble for more such heroes. In response, Bob Kane conceived "the Bat-Man."[7] Kane said his influences for the character included actor Douglas Fairbanks' movie portrayal of the swashbuckler Zorro, Leonardo da Vinci's diagram of the ornithopter, a flying machine with huge bat-like wings; and the 1930 film The Bat Whispers, based on Mary Rinehart's mystery novel The Circular Staircase.[8]
Bill Finger joined Bob Kane's nascent studio in 1938. An aspiring writer and part-time shoe salesperson, he had met Kane at a party, and Kane later offered him a job ghost writing the strips Rusty and Clip Carson.[9][10] He recalled that Kane
...had an idea for a character called 'Batman', and he'd like me to see the drawings. I went over to Kane's, and he had drawn a character who looked very much like Superman with kind of ... reddish tights, I believe, with boots ... no gloves, no gauntlets ... with a small domino mask, swinging on a rope. He had two stiff wings that were sticking out, looking like bat wings. And under it was a big sign ... BATMAN.[10]

[WIKPEDIA]..

KANE, IS, BATMAN.

[SEE MY OTHER BLOGGER]..KANE, THE CITIZEN?..OF?...

GOT HAM CITY...HAHAHA!

KANE,CLAIMED,IT,WAS, HIS, IDEA...BUT....

THE FAMOUS, 'MOON-MEN', HOAX,OF, THE 19TH CENTURY...?

[PIC WIKIPEDIA]


Edgar Allan Poe claimed the story was a plagiarism of his earlier work The Unparalleled Adventure of One Hans Pfaall. His editor at the time was Richard Adams Locke. He later published "The Balloon-Hoax" in the same newspaper.

AND,GOING BACK EARLIER STILL...

'MERCURIUS DUPLEX'..APPEARED,IN,EUROPEAN, ALCHEMY...

 


SO,WHAT,BATMAN?...

'ROBIN',HIS,SIDEKICK, I, HAVE, SHOWN, IS, ACTUALLY,CANNABIS...
[SEE; MY, OTHER, BLOGGER]

BUT, MAYBE, IT'S, JUST, SOME,'EASTERN' THING?...

 
[WINGED BUDDHA]......

JEWISH,GUYS, AND, THEIR,IMAGINATION!..HA HA!...

NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN, DUDE.

QUICK! INTO,THE BATCAVE...NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ....HA HAH!

 
 


Vern Gosdin Is It Raining At Your House

                    

Friday 6 November 2015

Jimmy Jones "Handyman"

                                

 Love,these, old Youtubers....haven't, heard,this,one, for, years..
[check, out, that, old, 'MG', in, the video, or, is, it, a Jag?.].

on,the, run-in, now, to Christmas....seven more weeks...things,will, get, busy...for,Me..
but,I,love it..busier, the better..like, Jimmy,I ,can, fix,anything,in, the House...
just need, to find, the problem..usually, it's, something,shattered...something,neglected,
or,something, that,needs,an,overhaul...
luckily, I,have, the tools,I,need, for, the Job..I,am, after, all, Repairing Bananas..!

WHITE LIGHTNING The Big Bopper 1959

                          

Original, better, than, George Jones,and,truly,Rock and Roll, in, it's purest,form..
keep,it,simple..keep, it, danceable..
The Big Bopper..gone, but, not,forgotten..

Lionel Richie - I still believe

                        

Thursday 5 November 2015

Curtis Mayfield - Here But I'm Gone

                              


LYRICS,OF, THIS, 'NEW WORLD ORDER',ALBUM, SONG...
ARE,POETIC...DRUG ABUSE...CRACK..ETC...
ILLUSTRATE,THE DILEMMA, OF, THE CREATIVE ARTIST.

THE TRUTH,IS,OUT,THERE.

Sad Sweet Dreamer - Dennis Walks - Reggae - Lovers

                           

Sunday 1 November 2015

Maisey Rika - Tangaroa Whakamautai

                      

this is awesome.
the Sacred Female.. now,knows, She, is, a fool....for?. Love

Te Hokinga Mai

                             

 Song of Home.... Congratulations,to, the All Blacks, a fantastic Game against, the Wallabies.. entertained, the whole World..Scary Haka?..or, this...I, know, what,I,prefer..
but, that's,it, isn't, it?..
Can't have one without, the other...
and, it, always, takes, two, to, make, a Game!..

The Court of King Caractacus

                      

Now You sing! haha!..November,already...Tempus fugit..

Dobie Gray - Out On The Floor