Friday 20 November 2015

Monkees? or, Beach Boys?..



THE DEBATE, CONTINUES...WERE, THE MONKEES, AMERICA'S, BEST, 'BEACH-GROUP',?
OR, DID, THE 'BEACH-BOYS', HAVE, THE EDGE?...

ONLY, ONE ,WAY, TO FIND, OUT...LET'S, ASK, THE PHILOSOPHERS!

IN, THE MONKEEE,CORNER...KARL MARX!...
IN, THE BEACHBOYS, CORNER....ARISTOTLE THE GREEK!...

THE PRESIDING,JUDGE, TODAY...ABRAHAM LINCOLN....


THE DEBATE, STARTS,

MARX," THE PROLETARIAT, MUST, BE, TRAINED, LIKE, THE MONKEES,TO UNDERSTAND, THE NATURE, OF, DIALECTIC, MUSIC ,FOR, THE MASSES..THE BOURGEOIS, MUST, BE, MADE, TO, UNDERSTAND,THE NATURE, OF, POPULAR MUSIC, AS, A STATEMENT, OF, NON-INDIVIDUALISTIC,PARTICIPATION,IN, THE COLLECTIVE IDEALISM.."

ARISTOTLE,  " SHUT YOUR FACE, YOU, TOSSER, EVERYONE KNOWS, THE BEACHBOYS,WERE, TRUE, MUSICIANS, WHEREAS, THE MONKEES, WERE, 'MANUFACTURED', BY, BIG-BUSINESS, INTERESTS"

MARX," DON'T, CALL ME,A TOSSER, YOU, THINK, 'I'M A BELIEVER', HAS, AN, EQUAL, WITH, 'HELP ME RHONDA', ?...GET ,OUT ,MY, FACE!'

[REFEREE STEPS, IN, ....]

"'BREAK IT UP!"..[ARISTOTLE, HAS GRABBED, MARX, BY, THE BEARD, AND, IS,TRYING, TO STAMP, ON, HIS, FOOT'.]

MARX, "...PETER TORK,AND, MIKE NESMITH, [WHY, DID ,HE ,WEAR ,THAT, HAT?]ARE,
REPRESENTATIVE, OF, THE OPPRESSION,FELT, BY, THE WORKERS, OF...AMERICA!
ADMITTEDLY, THE DEAD,DAVY JONES, WAS, AN, ENGLISH, IMPORT, FROM, MANCHESTER..HOME, OF, FRAUDSTERS, AND, DUBIOUS FOOTBALL..!..OOPS!, I, LIVED, IN, MANCHESTER, ONE TIME, WHERE, I, SPONGED, OFF, THE MILL OWNER, FREDERICK,
'FREDDY THE FROG', ENGELS..AND, I'M, TELLING YA!, THAT ,CLOWN, LIKED, HIS ,BOOZE!..GOOD LIBRARY, IN, MANCHESTER, THOUGH,THE CONDITION, OF, THE WORKING CLASSES, IN, ENGLAND, WASN'T THAT, BAD..I, GOT LAID, LOADS.."


REFEREE,CALLS, 'TIME OUT!'


BOTH, PHILOSOPHERS, SIT, DOWN,AT, THE , SMALL TABLE, OUTSIDE, THE PUB,
CALLED, 'THE PHILOSOPHER'S ARMS', [SOMEWHERE, IN, LIVERPOOL]..


THE SUN, IS, SHINING,AND,UNDER THE SHADE, OF, THE, TABLE PARASOL,..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, LIGHTS, A LARGE, HAND ROLLED, HEMP, CIGARETTE,
HIS, STOVEPIPE, HAT, IS, BETWEEN, HIS, KNEES, AND, A BROAD, SMILE, APPEARS,
AS, HE, INHALES, HIS,STRANGE SMELLING,VAPOURS...

" HEY, GUYS! WHY, DON'T ,YOU, JUST,CHILL OUT ....."HE, SAYS...

"HERE, BARGUY! WHAT'S, YOUR NAME?, BRING, US, A COUPLE , OF, PINTS, OVER"..

"MY, NAME, IS, BOOTH, SIR, BUT, THE GUYS, HERE, CALL, ME, 'WILKIE'..."

MARX, " THERE, YOU ,GO! AGAIN,LINCOLN, WITH, YOUR, 'I'M ,THE PRES, SO, WHAT, I, SAY, GOES, RULING CLASS, ATTITUDE..HEY, WILKIE, GET, THIS ,GUY, TO SAY, PLEASE,AND, WHO, DO, YOU, THINK, IS, THE BEST BEACH, GROUP?..COME ON, GUY,
'SURFIN' USA,..A CLASSIC, NO?"

WILKIE, PLACES, THE TRAY, WITH, THREE PINTS, OF, LAGER, ON, THE TABLE...

" WELL, THEY, BOTH, GOT, SOME COOL, GROOVE, RECORDS..MMMM,
LET, ME, THINK,'ANOTHER PLEASANT VALLEY SUNDAY', IS, KIND, OF,A STATEMENT, ABOUT, THE MORAL DISINTEGRATION, OF, THE AMERICAN, YOUTH..THE,
DEPENDENCE, ON, BANK LOANS, MORTGAGES, AND, OTHER, CHAINS, TO OPPRESS,
AND, CONFINE, THE ASPIRATIONS, OF, THE YOUTH...BUT, THEN, AGAIN,
THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, ALSO, GUILTY, OF, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING, IN, THEIR,
EARLY , HITS, IF, YOU, PLAY, 'SURFIN' USA, BACKWARDS, YOU, CAN, HEAR, THE BACCHANALIAN, CHANT, OF, DEMONS, SAYING, 'GO SHOOT, SOMEONE'..

ABRAHAM, LINCOLN, RAISES, HIS, EYEBROW..BUT, SAYS, NOTHING..


ARISTOTLE, " SEE, I, TOLD, YOU, YOU, DAFT BEARDED, RUSSIAN"..

JUST, THEN, A GROUP, OF, MOTORCYCLISTS, PARK UP, NEARBY...

SEVERAL BEARDED,BIKER GUYS, OVERHEAR, THE COMMENT...

ONE, STEPS, OVER ,TO, THE TABLE..SMASHES, HIS, FIST ,DOWN, IN, A GESTURE, OF,
ANGER, AND, POINTS, HIS, FINGER, AT,KARL MARX...

" LISTEN KARL! EVERYONE KNOWS,THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, THE COOLEST, MOST, TOGETHER, GROUP, OF, GUYS, THAT, EVER, CAME, FROM, THE WEST COAST, U.S  OF, A!"..
HE SAID, IN, AN, EFFEMINATE VOICE.

THIS, TOOK, EVERYONE BY, SURPRISE.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, STOOD, UP, BUT, SAT DOWN, AGAIN, LIKE, HE, WAS, STONED, IN, AN ARMCHAIR...HE SAID, NOTHING.....

ARISTOTLE, WHO, WAS, EATING, A FETA CHEESE NIBBLE, WIPED, HIS, MOUTH, AND, SAID, IN, A STRANGE, GREEK ACCENT..

" YASU!"..THEN, NEARLY CHOKED, AND, HASTILY,TOOK, A SWIG, OF, LAGER..

THE BIKER, SMILED, KNOWINGLY, HIS, FRIENDS, HAD, JOINED, HIM, AND, SLOWLY,
THEY, BEGAN, TO HUM...

" BAR, BAR, BAR, BARBA, BARAN".......

LIKE, A DEADLY, BARBERSHOP QUARTET, THEY, BROKE,INTO, SONG.....

THEIR ,EYES, WERE ,STARING , STRAIGHT, AT, KARL MARX,WHO TRIED, NOT, TO, JOIN, IN,WITH, THE REFRAIN...

THE HIGH NOTES, WERE, REACHED,IN, THE SONG, WHEN, SUDDENLY, KARL, LET GO, A , " BARB-A-RAN"..IN, SUCH, A HIGH PITCH, IT, SHATTERED, A BEER GLASS..

EVERYONE WAS STUNNED...

ARISTOTLE, SPAT, OUT ,HIS, LUMPY CHEESE NIBBLE, IN, AMAZEMENT...

" SEE! YOU, ARE ,INTO, THE BEACH BOYS! TOO! YOU, PHONEY ROOSKIE..."

THE BIKERS, CONTINUED, TO SING, FORMING THEMSELVES, INTO, A, CONGA LINE,
THEY, MADE,HAND, MOVEMENTS, TO ACCOMPANY,THE WORDS, AND, WERE,MOVING,AROUND, ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S, CHAIR....

" NO NO! YOU, MISUNDERSTAND!ME, COMPLETELY, THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, USING, MASS CONTROL TECHNIQUES, TAUGHT, TO, THEM, BY, THEIR, CAPITALIST, PARENTS!....THEY, WERE, CHAINED,AND, TRAINED,TO OBEY!"..SAID MARX..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PLACED HIS, HAT, ON, HIS, HEAD, AND, STOOD, UP...

IN, A SLOW DRAWL, HE SAID, 'TIME OUT!"..

ARISTOTLE, HAD, JOINED, IN, WITH, THE BIKER CONGA LINE, AND, WAS, WAVING, HIS, EMPTY, GLASS, AT, WILKIE...

THEN, THE SONG, STOPPED.

THE BIKER GANG, MARCHED, IN,A LINE,THROUGH,A SWING, DOOR, TO,  THE BAR.

ARISTOTLE, TUGGED, AT, HIS, TOGA, AND, BEGAN, TO FOLLOW,THEM.

JUST, THEN, A BUS, FULL OF, BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN CHEERLEADERS, STOPPED,
OUTSIDE, THE PUB. THEY, WERE, THE DEADLY, 'PHILOSOPHER BOOGIE GIRLS',
WELL KNOWN, THROUGHOUT FLORIDA, THEY ,WERE, WANTED, IN, FIVE STATES,
[MOSTLY DRUNK, AND,UNDRESSED], FOR, BEING, TROUBLEMAKERS, IN, PHILOSOPHY CONTESTS,THROUGHOUT, EUROPE .


THEIR, LEADER, A TALL,LONG BLONDHAIRED, NEGRO WOMAN, RATTLED, HER, POM-POM, IN, KARL MARX'S FACE...
'HEY BUDDY, WHAT, PLACE, DO WOMEN, HAVE, IN, YOUR, YOU, KNOW, IDEOLOGY?'..
SHE SAID, PUSHING, HER, ENORMOUS BREASTS, VERY CLOSE, TO, THE RUSSIANS, BEARD....

JUST ,THEN,KARL'S , MOBILE PHONE RANG...

" YES DEAR, THE KERFILTERFISCH AND PICKLE?"..

" OY VEH! DEAR!..."

THE BIKERS AND WILKIE,WERE ,RETURNING, FROM, THE INSIDE, BAR.
ARISTOTLE, HAD, PUSHED, A COUPLE, OF, TABLES, TOGETHER,IN, A HORSESHOE SHAPE.THE BIKERS, HAD, SAT, DOWN, ALONGSIDE, THE CHEERLEADERS, SWIGGING, FROM, FOAMING BEER MUGS...

WILKIE, CAME, BEHIND, CARRYING, A LARGE TRAY..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, WAS, INSERTING, HIS WOODEN TEETH,AS, HE FUMBLED, WITH, HIS, TROUSER FLIES, AFTER, HAVING, BEEN, TO, THE OUTHOUSE...

"HEY WILKIE,WHAT'S,A BACCHANALIAL CHANT?"..HE ASKED...

ARISTOTLE INTERJECTED...

" RANDY SCOUSE GIT!"..HE SHOUTED,AND, THE LARGE BLONDEHAIRED CHEERLEADER, JUMPED, UP, IN SURPRISE...

" HOW'DA'YA'LL KNOW MY NAME?'..SHE ASKED....

JUST ,THEN, A PASSING, JAPANESE, GUITARIST, TOOK, A PICTURE, ON, HIS, CANON, CAMERA..THE FLASH STARTLED EVERYONE, FOR, IT, WAS, A SUNNY, DAY...

" EXCUSE ME, SIR! NO PICTURES, PLEASE!" SAID, ABRAHAM LINCOLN..

" VERY SORRY! PLEASE EXCUSE!"..SAID, THE JAPANESE GUY.

"WHO ARE YOU SIR?..THIS, IS, A PRIVATE FUNCTION, IT, IS, A DEBATE, FOR, MUSIC LOVERS, AND, PHILOSOPHERS"...SAID, WILKIE..

" OH, VERY GOOD!, THEN, I'M, IN, THE RIGHT, PLACE, PLEASE, ALLOW, ME, TO, INTRODUCE, MYSELF, I, AM, SUZUKI Q!.."

HE, SAID, AS, HE, PLACED, HIS, YAMAHA GUITAR, STRAP,OVER,HIS, SHOULDER...

" AND, I, AM, HERE, TO,REPRESENT, FOREIGN THOUGHT, ON, THE ICONIC AMERICAN BEACH MUSIC, THAT, HAS, SHAPED, THE ECONOMY, OF, THE WESTERN WORLD'..

SLOWLY, HE, STRUMMED, A, 'D', ON, HIS, GUITAR.....

" AND, I,WANT, TO , SHOW,...[HE, NOW STRUMMED, A MENACING, 'C',]...THAT,

THE MONKEES, ACTUALLY, WERE, NO, MUSICIANS! "..HE SCREAMED, MAKING, EVERYONE, JUMP,A LITTLE, AND, ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S WOODEN TEETH, TO BECOME DISLODGED.

" HEY ORIENTAL DUDE", SAID, THE LARGE BIKER..." DON'T, COME, HERE, TELLING, US, THAT, THE MONKEES, WERE, NO MUSICIANS! IT, WAS, MICKY DOLENZ, THAT, INSPIRED, ME, TO, MAKE, MY, FIRST, CHOPPER!, HIS, MANIC, YET, MELODIOUS DRUMMING,AND, CHEESY GRIN,HIS, DAFT, YET, APPEALING,HANG-DOG ,EXPRESSION, MADE,ME,WANT, TO,EXPERIENCE, THE FREEDOM, OF, THE CALIFORNIAN,OPEN HIGHWAYS,AND, THE,SURFING SCENE,IS, HARD, TO, FIND, IN, LIVERPOOL..IT, WAS, BECAUSE, OF, HIM...THAT, I, FIRST, WENT, TO PRISON,..."

EVERYBODY, GASPED!..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, STOOD, AND, MADE, A JUDGEMENT.

" REMOVE THAT CRIMINAL, NOW!'..[FOR, IN, PHILOSOPHY,DEBATES, NO, CRIMINALITY,IS, EVER, ACCEPTED, EVERY PARTICIPANT, MUST, BE, TOTALLY HONEST]...

TWO GIANT ROBOTS, APPEARED,LIFTED, THE BIKER, FORCIBLY, OFF, HIS, CHAIR,
AND, DISAPPEARED, BEHIND, THE PUB..MUFFLED,CLANGS, AND, SHOUTS, WERE, HEARD..THEN ..SILENCE...




ALL, EYES, WERE, ON, THE  PUB, WHEN, AFTER WHAT, SEEMED, AN, ETERNITY,
THE LARGE BIKER,STEPPED, INTO, VIEW, HOLDING, TWO, ROBOT, HEADS, UNDER, HIS, HAIRY, EXPOSED, ARMS....

" THESE ,WILL, DO, NICELY, FOR, OUR,CLUBHOUSE, WALL"..HE SAID.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN, WAS, SPEECHLESS,NEVER, BEFORE, HAD, HIS, GIANT ROBOTS, BEEN,DEFEATED..SO ,HE, KNEW ,CAUTION, WOULD, BE, ADVISABLE, WHEN, DEALING, WITH, THESE, DISSENTING, RADICAL, MOTORCYCLING,BEACH BOYS ENTHUSIASTS..

"PLEASE , HRRRR, TAKE, A SEAT, WITH, YOUR, FRIENDS.." HE SAID, AND, THE BIKER, DULY, SAT, DOWN.

ARISTOTLE, HAD, STOOD, UP,IN, THE SPACE, BETWEEN, THE TABLES, AND, WAS,
ABOUT, TO START, HIS, DEFENCE, OF,THE,BEACHBOYS,PHILOSOPHICAL,ETHOS..

WHEN, UNEXPECTEDLY, HE, LET RIP, WITH, A HUGE, FART...

" OH, P..LEASE", SAID,RANDY.." IS, THERE, ANY, NEED?".."THAT'S DISGUSTING"

ARISTOTLE, SOMEWHAT, EMBARRASSED, TOOK, A STEP, BACKWARDS..WAFTING, HIS, TOGA...

"OY VEH! LIKE WOMEN, NEVER FART?".." YOU, SHOULD, LIVE, IN, MY, HOUSE! OY ,VEEEEH!, I, GOT, A DAUGHTER! I TELL YA!"..SAID, MARX..

SUZUKI, BEGAN, PLAYING, ON, HIS, YAMAHA,...THE GENTLE, OPENING, TO,'KOKOMO',

EVERYBODY, HUMMED, ALONG,BECAUSE, NOBODY, KNEW, THE WORDS....




JUST THEN, A RIOTOUS GROUP, OF, CAVALIER ,JOVIAL, HANDSOME, AND,GOOD NATURED, GENTLEMEN,APPEARED,THEIR,RAUCOUS, GOOD NATURED BANTER,
WAS, NON STOP...BUT, THEY, QUIETENED, DOWN, ON, HEARING, THE WORD, 'ARUBA'..SANG, BADLY, BY, SUZUKI....

SUZUKI, STOPPED, PLAYING, AND, EVERYONE, WAS, QUIET, EXCEPT, THE SQUEAKY, JAW, MOVEMENTS, COMING, FROM, ONE,OF, THE DECAPITATED ROBOTS...

"IT'S, 'A-RUB-A', NOT, AWOOBA!", SAID, THEIR, LEADER..

'ALLOW ME, TO, INTRODUCE, MYSELF, I, AM, CARLTHEPIRATE ,AND, THESE, LADS,
WITH, ME, HERE, ARE, ALL, BROTHERS..WE, TRAVEL, THE INTERNET, LOOKING, TO, RIGHT, WRONGS!..AND, YOU, MY ,FRIEND, ARE, PLAYING, THAT, SONG, OUT, OF, KEY!"...

SUZUKI ,MUMBLED SOMETHING,INCOMPREHENSIBLE..HE, WAS, STUNNED, FOR, HE,LIKE, A LOT, OF, JAPANESE GUITARISTS, THOUGHT, THAT, THE AGE, OF, PIRATES, WAS, OVER...THE GREAT NINJA/PIRATE WARS, HAD, MYSTERIOUSLY, ENDED, SOME, YEARS, BEFORE, AND,EVERYONE, THOUGHT, BOTH, HAD, DISAPPEARED, INTO, OBLIVION.

" BUT, YOU, ARE, DEAD?, HOW, CAN, THIS, BE?..WE, HEARD, AN, OLDSOGER, KILLED, YOU, OFF, YEARS, AGO..."SUZUKI ,MUMBLED..

AT,HEARING, THIS, ALL, THE PIRATES, GUFFAWED, LOUDLY...

CARLTHEPIRATE, LAUGHED, HEARTILY!, AND, SHOUTED, TO, WILKIE..

" INNKEEPER, BRING, GROG! FOR, ALL, MY, MEN...AND, HELL--O LADIES!"

HE, INTERRUPTED, HIMSELF, ON, SEEING, THE, AMERICAN CHEERLEADERS,
WHO, SAT,ADMIRING, THE TALL,DASHINGLY, HANDSOME, PIRATE...

RANDY, SPOKE FOR, THEM..

" HELLO YOURSELF! BIGBOY!..IS, IT, TRUE? YOU, ARE, THE LEGENDARY, CARL?"

"YES, DEAR, LADY, I, AM, THE ONLY,CARL,IN, THIS ,TOWN!"

KARL MARX, STOOD, UP, AND, SAID..

" I, DON'T, THINK, SO", AND, WENT, TOE TO TOE, EYEBALLING, THE HANDSOME PIRATE, "MY, NAME, IS, KARL, ALSO..AND, CARL WILSON, AS, YOU, MAY, OR, NOT, KNOW..WAS, A BEACHBOY!..AND, IT, IS, HIS, MUSIC, WE, ARE, DEBATING, HERE!"

CARLTHEPIRATE, LAUGHED, A HEARTY, PIRATE LAUGH...

" OH, YES, INDEEDY! WE, KNOW CARL, KARL, FOR, I, CARL, AND, CARL, KARL, ARE OLD, FRIENDS..CALIFORNEE-I-A, IS, ONE, OF, MY, FAVOURITE PIRATE COASTLINES! WE, ALWAYS, HAVE, A WAIL, OF, A TIME, THERE..SOMETIMES, WITH, ME, OLD, MATEY, BOB MARLEY!AND, HIS, CARIBBEAN WAILERS..!"

JUST, THEN, WILKIE, APPEARED, WITH, TWO ,TRAYLOADS, OF, ALE, AND, GROG..
HE, WAS, EXHAUSTED, THE ,JOB, OF, WAITER, IN, A HYPERSPACE, PUB, IS, NO EASY, TASK..

CARLTHEPIRATE, TOSSED, HIM, A GOLD DOUBLOON..

" HERE, GOOD FELLOW, GET, YOURSELF, A SHOT, OF, SOMETHING"

WILKIE, SMILED, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, FROWNED, HIS, HEAD, WAS,NOW, DOWN, BETWEEN, HIS, KNEES, AND, THE HEMP CIGARETTE, HE, HAD, LIT, WAS, BEING, PASSED, AROUND, THE BIKERS...

"I, I, AM..I'M ,STONED, MAN.." HE MANAGED, TO SAY, BEFORE, FALLING, UNCONSCIOUS, TO, THE GROUND..

THE BIKERS, AND, CHEERLEADERS, WERE, GIGGLING, UNCONTROLLABLY.

SUZUKI, SAID, " OK,PIRATE, LET'S HEAR, YOU, PLAY, IN, KEY!"..

AT, THIS, THE HANDSOME PIRATE, SMILED...

"NO, MY, GOOD, FELLOW, ALAS, I, CANNOT, PLAY, A GUITAR, BUT, YOU, ARE, A GOOD, PLAYER..LIKE, A LOT, OF, YOUR, KIND,IT'S ,JUST, YOUR, SINGING, THAT'S,A LITTLE, OFF, KEY!..BUT, AS, I, REFUSE, NO CHALLENGE, I, WILL, SING, WITH, THESE, BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN LADIES, ASSISTANCE, AN, ACCAPELLA..MONKEE'S, THEME SONG!"

HE, BEGAN, AND, ALMOST, IMMEDIATELY, EVERYONE, JOINED, IN..BECAUSE, LET'S, FACE, IT, NO ONE, CAN, RESIST..THE MONKEE'S...

"HERE, WE, COME,BOM, BOM, WALKING, DOWN, THE STREET!BOM, BOM, GET, THE FUNNIEST, LOOKS, FROM................"

THE SONG CONTINUED, TO, IT'S, FINALE..EVERYONE, WAS, UP, DANCING, DOING, THE FAMOUS,'CROSS LEGS WALK', SHOWN, IN,THE , TV SHOWS...

ARISTOTLE, WHO, WAS, A BIT, OF, A 'SHOW-OFF',WAS, INTRIGUED, BY, THE,STYLISH,
AND, SARTORIAL EXACTITUDE, OF, THE PIRATES, CLOTHING, FOR, HE, HAD, NEVER,
BEFORE, MET, WITH, SUCH, INDIVIDUALISTS...

" THE BEACH BOYS, WERE, PIRATES, TOO!"...HE,SAID,

 THIS, MADE, EVERYONE, PAY, ATTENTION, FOR, ANY, 'PIRATEY',REFERENCE, HOWEVER, TRIVIAL, ALWAYS, SPARKS, DEBATE, IN, PIRATE, COMMUNITIES.....

"PRAY, MY, GREEK, FRIEND, TELL, US, MORE!", SAID, JUAN SHEET, THE SECOND, IN COMMAND, OF, THE PIRATE CREW...

"ISN'T, IT, OBVIOUS?", SAID, ARISTOTLE..." SLOOP JOHN B!"....

EVERYONE ,GASPED, IN, AMAZEMENT, FOR, NO-ONE, HAD, THOUGHT, OF, THIS.....

CARLTHEPIRATE, SMILED, AT, JUAN, AND, THE TWO, OF, THEM, MADE, A SECRET, 'PIRATE SIGN',THAT, INVOLVED, A LITTLE FINGER, GESTURE..
[BUT, I'M, NOT, ALLOWED, TO REVEAL, IT, TO, NON-PIRATES, AAARGH..]

SUZUKI, BEGAN, TO, STRUM, AND, THE ENTIRE, PIRATE, CREW, GENTLY, SANG, ALONG, WITH, THE BEACHBOYS', CLASSIC, PIRATEY SONG...TEARS, FORMING, IN, THEIR, SALTY, EYES...AS, THEY, TOO, REMEMBERED, THE GOOD TIMES, THEY, HAD, ENJOYED, IN, NASSAU, BAHAAAAAAMAS...





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