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So the Guitar thing? just couldn't decide...so never chose any of the two..it doesn't matter anyway would have been a waste of Money -tho' was just about to buy one-then thought why bother -

never going to happen -like when We were kids We had an upright Piano in the living room that nobody had a clue how to play-so it sat there useless taking up space and gathering dust- just like Me

Guitars are for proper Musicians not dickhead Ale House losers like Me My younger Brother plays 

but Me? nah always thought a Plectrum was a sixpence coin because that's all was used by the bums

that came to our house with crates of Ale at Christmas with Guitars that looked like they had been in every pawn shop in Liverpool at one time judging by the dents and scratches and badly restrung wires

that supposedly were in tune and the smell of nicotine and cheese things on sticks with lumps of Pineapple next to the overflowing ashtrays full of bottle tops nah no Guitars for Me and Pianos are fit for bonfires or some hard up scrapyard Ten Guitars My fat ass