Chamonix,In the French Mountains

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, I, LIKE BEER..THIS, IS ,WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN, YOU MEET, A STRANGER, IN, THE ALPS...SHORTLY ,AFTER THIS, IT STARTED, TO RAIN, I, HAD ANOTHER, BEER, WALKED AWAY, IN, THE RAIN, AND ,FELL,HEAD FIRST, INTO, THE TOWN FOUNTAIN, I, LOOKED UP, AND ,SWALLOWS, WERE CIRCLING, OVERHEAD, IN, THE RAIN..
MY WIFE, HAD, LEFT ME, DISGUSTED, AT MY BEHAVIOUR, SO, I, DID, WHAT ANY SCOUSER, WOULD DO..AND WENT, TO A CHINESE, RESTAURANT, FOR ,SOME EATS..
ENDED UP, GETTING THROWN OUT,BY, IRATE, FRENCH SPEAKING CHINESE GUYS, LOST MY HAT, AND , DIGNITY..WALKED HOME, IN, THE RAIN..
NICE PLACE, THO, FRANCE,..MAY GO BACK SOMETIME..