A FUNNY OLD WEEK

SO, CHRISTMAS, CAME AND WENT, AGAIN.WE, HEARD, OF, THE DEATH OF CARRIE FISHER, AND, HER MOM, DEBBIE REYNOLDS, HOLLYWOOD ICONS PAR EXCELLENCE.
HERE, IN, LIVERPOOL, ALAN WILLIAMS, THE MAN, WHO, 'GAVE THE BEATLES AWAY',
HAS, SADLY PASSED, JUST YESTERDAY...AND, KENNETH ARTHUR DODD,COMEDIAN,
SHAKESPEARIAN FOOL,
SINGER, AND, TAXMAN EVADER, PAR EXCELLENCE, HAS, BEEN, GIVEN, A WELL, DESERVED,KNIGHTHOOD, AFTER, MORE THAN 50 YEARS, IN, THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS,SINGING, ACTING, AND, SELLING OUT, EVERY THEATRE, IN, THE UK.
MEANWHILE,IN, THE REST, OF, THE WORLD,
THE BENEVOLENT RUSSIAN OLIGARCHY, OF, MR PUTIN, HAS,DECLARED, PEACE, IN,
SYRIA, AFTER, SIX YEARS, HE,TELLS, THE WORLD,THE WAR , HE, FINANCED,IS OVER, AND, UNTOLD HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, OF,DEAD INNOCENTS, BOMBED, INTO,THE DUST,
OF, THEIR, HOMELAND,NOW, SLEEP PEACEFULLY, WITH, THEIR FOREFATHERS.
ALL IS WELL, IN, THE EAST.
MR PUTIN, AND,MR DONALD TRUMP, WILL, OF, COURSE, BE, THE BEST OF PALS,
IN, THE BRAVE NEW WORLD.

COCAINE, OF, COURSE, IS,WELL KNOWN, TO CAUSE, HEART FAILURE....

SEEMS, SOME, GUYS, IN, OCCUPIED PALESTINE, ARE VETOING,THE STATE OF ISRAEL'S PLANS, IN, THE UN?...

NOT TO WORRY, THO, MR TRUMP, WILL, SOON, SORT, EVERYTHING, OUT...

GOD BLESS AMERICA...